Man in tights!

By far one of my favorites of all time!  This guy (aka my Covergirl)... first of all the silver "liquid" leggings are AMAZING!  Not to mention the RED Mary Jane pumps... yes, Mary Janes they have straps!  But at least he wore the leggings correctly with a loose top.  However, there is a "sweat line" on the shirt. (gross)  His outfit is so WTF, that I'm not even mad...I'm impressed!  He must have shown up to the club alone ... you think he left alone?  Thoughts?

Throw a flag at this guy

Found at the Chargers game last weekend.  This guy deserved a penalty for his patriotic shorts and denim VEST!  I'll give him 2 points for the Chargers jersey; but WTF is up with that perm?

Color

Color is important.  We all know that the right colors will enhance your skin tone and compliment your look.  So on that note, I don't really mind the orange outfit, but purple hair?  and to top it off with a scrunchie!!!  Hey lady, purple hair is not for you.  Please dye it a decent color so we can all stop staring.

Tag Team

2 at a time!  The one in the black dress is worse, the other's braids were just "WTF?"  But in the black we have stiletto pumps, fishnet stockings with lines up the back....and a very unflattering fit.  (check the gut in pic 2)  I don't know if this is her "night-out outfit" or if she just trying to pick up some customers at the bar.  But someone needs to ask her bitch, WTF are you wearing?

Dear Grandma,

On the next booze run, say noon-ish, please don't forget to tuck your oversized t-shirt into your sweet tight  shorts...Also, don't forget to wear your long softball socks sticking out over your metal studded cowboy boots.   I think for Christmas I'm going to buy you a "walking stick" because they look like more of an accessory, than a stability issue.

...but really don't forget the booze.

Things you shouldn't wear to the office...

Leopard is acceptable in the office...in small doses.  A purse, scarf, belt...shoes even.  But ABSOLUTELY NOT in a hot pant with 6" platform shoes....Especially if you're a woman over a "certain age."  Seriously bitch, WTF are you wearing? To work none the less!

P.S.  I spy Barney in the background...anyone catch that?

A splash of color...

A splash of color can go a a long way....except when it your hot pink bra and white pumps.  Not to mention the tie in the back just over the muffin top.  Seriously bitch, WTF are you wearing?  Invest in a 3-way mirror or get better friends that won't let you leave the house dressed like that.

Hot Shorts?

Are these still considered "Hot Shorts?"  With a a skin-toned top under a black T and a sackpack.