Happy New Year of mix matching prints, colors, & WTFs?

Here's a little New Years treat for all you followers!  Not only do we have a bad outfit but we have a double chin! SNOW CONE!!!  Starting with the top... Um, Bitch that tank top is waaaayyyy too small!  I like how the ruffle accent on the shoulder shows off the double arm rolls.  so HOT!  I also like how the spandex shorts accent the dirty unscrubbed knees... mMMmmm Yummy!  Oh and they're called HOUSE SLIPPERS for a reason.  Wear them INSIDE your house, not at Walmart!  Yes, this lovely lady was spotted filling up her cart at the Wal.

P.S. Anyone notice the "shooting star" tattoo?  I think a piece of her arm was trying to escape...