Super F-Uggs!

 It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman! ...No, wait, it's Flaming Superman/Dad in Uggs!  Really?!  This guy was rockin' out to some cheesy pre-recorded drum beat at Downtown Disney w/ his young teenage sons. Yes, ROCKING Uggs and a Superman shirt, not only a Superman shirt but a FLAMING superman shirt.  Oh yeah, and just in case it gets chilly he can wear that nice 5 for $10 fleece sweater that he has wrapped around his shoulders.  


Lesson:  Kids, tell your parents when they're dressed like douches or else they might end up on someones blog.

Warning: Butt Cheeks!

I don't even know what to say.  I'm appalled...those shoes are horrendous.  They only enhance the cankle.   Oh yeah, that is butt cheek.  Nasty!  I don't know why the person with her is still standing there?!? Does he really not notice?  There's creepy fat ass rolls in your face.  And she's obviously  wearing a long sleeved shirt with a NOT long enough skirt.  Ew!

Inappropriate concert attire

Listen Lady (yes, its a lady)....I know this is a rock concert BUT.... you're probably pushing 60 and the bad orange dye job isn't helping.  You don't look any younger you look like Lindsay Lohan will in 5 years tops!  Please put away the mini leopard skirt...its probably seen its day and you shouldn't be wearing anything see through because saggy tits aren't sexy...for anyone!  At least she did try to hide the fupa (Fat.upper.p*ssy.area= fupa) but it just looks gross.  C'mon Lady, how do you go to a concert with your kid without him or his friends asking Bitch, WTF are you wearing?

Corset & Sweatshirt?

When wearing a corset make sure to leave your oversized jeans and sweatshirt at home.  I don't know what this bitch was thinking, but those baggy ass jeans and hiking sandals aren't helping her cause....Neither is a red glittery corset.  They're supposed to make you look sexy, but really!?!?!

It gets worse from head to toe...

I was there in person and still can't figure out if she's wearing a sweater dress or shirt that she pulled waaaaayyy down?  I'm pretty convinced that it was a sweater dress that she bought in the kids department cause she had 2 young daughters with her.  Who knows it may have been her kids dress!?!?  So we'll go with sweater dress, over a corduroy mini skirt...WTF!  It just gets worse from head to toe...The tights are not appropriate for this inappropriate child's sized outfit...and the fake Uggs. Gross!  Bitch, WTF are you wearing?  And seriously how come no one tells these people that they don't look good!?!?

"Like, Oh my Gawh!"

Doesn't she just look like she'd be one of those morons like Jessica Simpson who would say "Oh my Gawh," because they don't wanna take the Lord's name in vain?  Either way this outfit is a SIN.  Once again leopard...UGH! What is it with you people and  not being able to wear leopard in a tasteful manner?  Is it really that hard?!?!  I mean, don't pair it with a PLEATHER mini unless you wanna look like a hot-mess!  And Ladies...Invest in a strapless bra or one of those hook things...showing straps are one of my pet peeves unless of course it done correctly which she has not!  Also the pop of red helps but the bag is so tacky that I can't even justify it.  So, bitch but WTF are you wearing!?!?!?

Leopard, Leopard, F-Uggs

Yikes! Mix-n-Match animal prints are a NO-NO.  Even worse, this girl!  Mix-n-Match the same print in different colors...WTF were you thinking.  Not to mention the wannabe f-UGG boots that she's got on.  

Forgetting something?

Excuse me Ma'am but I think you forgot to put your pants on...and those boots aren't helping your outfit.  I'm also not really sure if this is a "shirt-dress" or just her man's shirt.  Can you say "Morning after"  Please ladies Don't FORGET to get FULLY dressed before you leave the house.

Gucci and Torn

First of all...If your at the bank withdrawing a ton of cash;  the Gucci bag makes sense.  But WTF are you doing wearing a tattered shirt with fake rhine stone belt?  Not to mention the cheap platform foam sandals.  Seriously. WTF?  Then she takes off in her Mercedes.  I guess that's a classy lady at Hawaiian Gardens.

Man in tights!

By far one of my favorites of all time!  This guy (aka my Covergirl)... first of all the silver "liquid" leggings are AMAZING!  Not to mention the RED Mary Jane pumps... yes, Mary Janes they have straps!  But at least he wore the leggings correctly with a loose top.  However, there is a "sweat line" on the shirt. (gross)  His outfit is so WTF, that I'm not even mad...I'm impressed!  He must have shown up to the club alone ... you think he left alone?  Thoughts?

Throw a flag at this guy

Found at the Chargers game last weekend.  This guy deserved a penalty for his patriotic shorts and denim VEST!  I'll give him 2 points for the Chargers jersey; but WTF is up with that perm?

Color

Color is important.  We all know that the right colors will enhance your skin tone and compliment your look.  So on that note, I don't really mind the orange outfit, but purple hair?  and to top it off with a scrunchie!!!  Hey lady, purple hair is not for you.  Please dye it a decent color so we can all stop staring.

Tag Team

2 at a time!  The one in the black dress is worse, the other's braids were just "WTF?"  But in the black we have stiletto pumps, fishnet stockings with lines up the back....and a very unflattering fit.  (check the gut in pic 2)  I don't know if this is her "night-out outfit" or if she just trying to pick up some customers at the bar.  But someone needs to ask her bitch, WTF are you wearing?

Dear Grandma,

On the next booze run, say noon-ish, please don't forget to tuck your oversized t-shirt into your sweet tight  shorts...Also, don't forget to wear your long softball socks sticking out over your metal studded cowboy boots.   I think for Christmas I'm going to buy you a "walking stick" because they look like more of an accessory, than a stability issue.

...but really don't forget the booze.

Things you shouldn't wear to the office...

Leopard is acceptable in the office...in small doses.  A purse, scarf, belt...shoes even.  But ABSOLUTELY NOT in a hot pant with 6" platform shoes....Especially if you're a woman over a "certain age."  Seriously bitch, WTF are you wearing? To work none the less!

P.S.  I spy Barney in the background...anyone catch that?

A splash of color...

A splash of color can go a a long way....except when it your hot pink bra and white pumps.  Not to mention the tie in the back just over the muffin top.  Seriously bitch, WTF are you wearing?  Invest in a 3-way mirror or get better friends that won't let you leave the house dressed like that.

Hot Shorts?

Are these still considered "Hot Shorts?"  With a a skin-toned top under a black T and a sackpack. 

Men make the same mistakes!

Bitch, are those gold leggings?  Not to mention the yellow parka and yes, purple high tops.  He must live alone because there was definitely no woman around to ask him...Bitch, WTF are you wearing?

First Post!

Bitch, Is that Converse and Leopard?  Not to mention the disco ball skirt with floral top and pink purse.  Makes me wonder....Bitch, WTF are you wearing!