Monday, November 21, 2011

Warning: Butt Cheeks!

I don't even know what to say.  I'm appalled...those shoes are horrendous.  They only enhance the cankle.   Oh yeah, that is butt cheek.  Nasty!  I don't know why the person with her is still standing there?!? Does he really not notice?  There's creepy fat ass rolls in your face.  And she's obviously  wearing a long sleeved shirt with a NOT long enough skirt.  Ew!

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Inappropriate concert attire

Listen Lady (yes, its a lady)....I know this is a rock concert BUT.... you're probably pushing 60 and the bad orange dye job isn't helping.  You don't look any younger you look like Lindsay Lohan will in 5 years tops!  Please put away the mini leopard skirt...its probably seen its day and you shouldn't be wearing anything see through because saggy tits aren't sexy...for anyone!  At least she did try to hide the fupa (Fat.upper.p*ssy.area= fupa) but it just looks gross.  C'mon Lady, how do you go to a concert with your kid without him or his friends asking Bitch, WTF are you wearing?

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Corset & Sweatshirt?


When wearing a corset make sure to leave your oversized jeans and sweatshirt at home.  I don't know what this bitch was thinking, but those baggy ass jeans and hiking sandals aren't helping her cause....Neither is a red glittery corset.  They're supposed to make you look sexy, but really!?!?!

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

It gets worse from head to toe...

I was there in person and still can't figure out if she's wearing a sweater dress or shirt that she pulled waaaaayyy down?  I'm pretty convinced that it was a sweater dress that she bought in the kids department cause she had 2 young daughters with her.  Who knows it may have been her kids dress!?!?  So we'll go with sweater dress, over a corduroy mini skirt...WTF!  It just gets worse from head to toe...The tights are not appropriate for this inappropriate child's sized outfit...and the fake Uggs. Gross!  Bitch, WTF are you wearing?  And seriously how come no one tells these people that they don't look good!?!?

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

"Like, Oh my Gawh!"


Doesn't she just look like she'd be one of those morons like Jessica Simpson who would say "Oh my Gawh," because they don't wanna take the Lord's name in vain?  Either way this outfit is a SIN.  Once again leopard...UGH! What is it with you people and  not being able to wear leopard in a tasteful manner?  Is it really that hard?!?!  I mean, don't pair it with a PLEATHER mini unless you wanna look like a hot-mess!  And Ladies...Invest in a strapless bra or one of those hook things...showing straps are one of my pet peeves unless of course it done correctly which she has not!  Also the pop of red helps but the bag is so tacky that I can't even justify it.  So, bitch but WTF are you wearing!?!?!?

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Leopard, Leopard, F-Uggs

Yikes! Mix-n-Match animal prints are a NO-NO.  Even worse, this girl!  Mix-n-Match the same print in different colors...WTF were you thinking.  Not to mention the wannabe f-UGG boots that she's got on.  

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Forgetting something?

Excuse me Ma'am but I think you forgot to put your pants on...and those boots aren't helping your outfit.  I'm also not really sure if this is a "shirt-dress" or just her man's shirt.  Can you say "Morning after"  Please ladies Don't FORGET to get FULLY dressed before you leave the house.