Sweatsy (NOT Sexy)

If you can't decide what to wear to the mall just throw on this sweatsy (not sexy) romper.  Its got a hoodie,   pockets and a belt.  The best part- its a one piece so you don't have to worry about getting pantsed in gym, I mean, at Macy's.  It also works well during a flood or to show off those great socks you got in your Christmas stocking back in December.  I don't think she needs to be accessory shopping since this bitch can't even figure out how to dress herself.  Bitch, WTF are you wearing!?!

Dy(i)ed: Tie/Leopard

This outfit is DEAD! Tie-Dye and Dead Leopard... Blah!

Happy New Year of mix matching prints, colors, & WTFs?

Here's a little New Years treat for all you followers!  Not only do we have a bad outfit but we have a double chin! SNOW CONE!!!  Starting with the top... Um, Bitch that tank top is waaaayyyy too small!  I like how the ruffle accent on the shoulder shows off the double arm rolls.  so HOT!  I also like how the spandex shorts accent the dirty unscrubbed knees... mMMmmm Yummy!  Oh and they're called HOUSE SLIPPERS for a reason.  Wear them INSIDE your house, not at Walmart!  Yes, this lovely lady was spotted filling up her cart at the Wal.

P.S. Anyone notice the "shooting star" tattoo?  I think a piece of her arm was trying to escape...