Corset & Sweatshirt?

When wearing a corset make sure to leave your oversized jeans and sweatshirt at home.  I don't know what this bitch was thinking, but those baggy ass jeans and hiking sandals aren't helping her cause....Neither is a red glittery corset.  They're supposed to make you look sexy, but really!?!?!

It gets worse from head to toe...

I was there in person and still can't figure out if she's wearing a sweater dress or shirt that she pulled waaaaayyy down?  I'm pretty convinced that it was a sweater dress that she bought in the kids department cause she had 2 young daughters with her.  Who knows it may have been her kids dress!?!?  So we'll go with sweater dress, over a corduroy mini skirt...WTF!  It just gets worse from head to toe...The tights are not appropriate for this inappropriate child's sized outfit...and the fake Uggs. Gross!  Bitch, WTF are you wearing?  And seriously how come no one tells these people that they don't look good!?!?

"Like, Oh my Gawh!"

Doesn't she just look like she'd be one of those morons like Jessica Simpson who would say "Oh my Gawh," because they don't wanna take the Lord's name in vain?  Either way this outfit is a SIN.  Once again leopard...UGH! What is it with you people and  not being able to wear leopard in a tasteful manner?  Is it really that hard?!?!  I mean, don't pair it with a PLEATHER mini unless you wanna look like a hot-mess!  And Ladies...Invest in a strapless bra or one of those hook things...showing straps are one of my pet peeves unless of course it done correctly which she has not!  Also the pop of red helps but the bag is so tacky that I can't even justify it.  So, bitch but WTF are you wearing!?!?!?

Leopard, Leopard, F-Uggs

Yikes! Mix-n-Match animal prints are a NO-NO.  Even worse, this girl!  Mix-n-Match the same print in different colors...WTF were you thinking.  Not to mention the wannabe f-UGG boots that she's got on.  

Forgetting something?

Excuse me Ma'am but I think you forgot to put your pants on...and those boots aren't helping your outfit.  I'm also not really sure if this is a "shirt-dress" or just her man's shirt.  Can you say "Morning after"  Please ladies Don't FORGET to get FULLY dressed before you leave the house.

Gucci and Torn

First of all...If your at the bank withdrawing a ton of cash;  the Gucci bag makes sense.  But WTF are you doing wearing a tattered shirt with fake rhine stone belt?  Not to mention the cheap platform foam sandals.  Seriously. WTF?  Then she takes off in her Mercedes.  I guess that's a classy lady at Hawaiian Gardens.