Sweatsy (NOT Sexy)

If you can't decide what to wear to the mall just throw on this sweatsy (not sexy) romper.  Its got a hoodie,   pockets and a belt.  The best part- its a one piece so you don't have to worry about getting pantsed in gym, I mean, at Macy's.  It also works well during a flood or to show off those great socks you got in your Christmas stocking back in December.  I don't think she needs to be accessory shopping since this bitch can't even figure out how to dress herself.  Bitch, WTF are you wearing!?!

Dy(i)ed: Tie/Leopard

This outfit is DEAD! Tie-Dye and Dead Leopard... Blah!

Happy New Year of mix matching prints, colors, & WTFs?

Here's a little New Years treat for all you followers!  Not only do we have a bad outfit but we have a double chin! SNOW CONE!!!  Starting with the top... Um, Bitch that tank top is waaaayyyy too small!  I like how the ruffle accent on the shoulder shows off the double arm rolls.  so HOT!  I also like how the spandex shorts accent the dirty unscrubbed knees... mMMmmm Yummy!  Oh and they're called HOUSE SLIPPERS for a reason.  Wear them INSIDE your house, not at Walmart!  Yes, this lovely lady was spotted filling up her cart at the Wal.

P.S. Anyone notice the "shooting star" tattoo?  I think a piece of her arm was trying to escape...

Super F-Uggs!

 It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman! ...No, wait, it's Flaming Superman/Dad in Uggs!  Really?!  This guy was rockin' out to some cheesy pre-recorded drum beat at Downtown Disney w/ his young teenage sons. Yes, ROCKING Uggs and a Superman shirt, not only a Superman shirt but a FLAMING superman shirt.  Oh yeah, and just in case it gets chilly he can wear that nice 5 for $10 fleece sweater that he has wrapped around his shoulders.  


Lesson:  Kids, tell your parents when they're dressed like douches or else they might end up on someones blog.

Warning: Butt Cheeks!

I don't even know what to say.  I'm appalled...those shoes are horrendous.  They only enhance the cankle.   Oh yeah, that is butt cheek.  Nasty!  I don't know why the person with her is still standing there?!? Does he really not notice?  There's creepy fat ass rolls in your face.  And she's obviously  wearing a long sleeved shirt with a NOT long enough skirt.  Ew!

Inappropriate concert attire

Listen Lady (yes, its a lady)....I know this is a rock concert BUT.... you're probably pushing 60 and the bad orange dye job isn't helping.  You don't look any younger you look like Lindsay Lohan will in 5 years tops!  Please put away the mini leopard skirt...its probably seen its day and you shouldn't be wearing anything see through because saggy tits aren't sexy...for anyone!  At least she did try to hide the fupa (Fat.upper.p*ssy.area= fupa) but it just looks gross.  C'mon Lady, how do you go to a concert with your kid without him or his friends asking Bitch, WTF are you wearing?

Corset & Sweatshirt?

When wearing a corset make sure to leave your oversized jeans and sweatshirt at home.  I don't know what this bitch was thinking, but those baggy ass jeans and hiking sandals aren't helping her cause....Neither is a red glittery corset.  They're supposed to make you look sexy, but really!?!?!